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The desk

Calibrate

These choices decide the rest of what you see. A title outside the range comes off the shelves. The bars are the Living Meter, one for each measure. Slide the low end and the high end to the range this house will accept.

Who is watching

Picking an age or a room moves the bars. You can slide them again.

Interests

Leave these empty to see the whole range. Choose any, and the shelves keep what matches.

The eight ranges

  • Industry0–100

    Does anyone here do a real job, and does that job matter?

  • Household0–100

    Is a marriage, a parent, or a child a real life here, or just a prop?

  • Piety0–100

    Can conscience actually stop someone, or is reverence only in the shot so it can be mocked?

  • Courage0–100

    Does anyone risk something they would miss, or is it only noise?

  • Republic0–100

    Does anyone owe a neighbor, a law, or a town — or is every person out for themselves?

  • Temperance0–100

    Is appetite shown and then put down, or are you being trained to want the next one?

  • Truth0–100

    Does a promise still hold, and does a lie come with a bill?

  • Stewardship0–100

    What is left for the people who come after — a place, a craft, a name?

Accounts

A name is enough. This desk does not sign into the account and does not read the feed.

The shelves you pay for

Netflix, Prime Video, Disney+, Hulu, and Hallmark do not give this desk the list of what you watched. There is no key a house can use. Mark the shelf, then write the title and the date. The meter scores that list. The date is how the average moves.

What this list is

Nothing is written down yet. The score starts when a night has a date.

  • Industry–
  • Household–
  • Piety–
  • Courage–
  • Republic–
  • Temperance–
  • Truth–
  • Stewardship–

    For this house

    Keep going

    The next title is the one nearest what this house keeps, then the measure where it is thin. Nothing here is a crowd. It does not leave this device.

    Ask Annie