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Series · Netflix · 2010

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Victorious

26Leave it.

Talented kids, aimed at being seen. A poor school for a real one.

Take controlThis scores 26. If you do not want Victorious in the house, the steps are on Netflix. Block it

The review

Victoria Justice and her cast can sing, and the series knows you turned it on for that. Around the songs it teaches a Hollywood childhood: sharp, suggestive, and unsupervised. The jokes were written for children and pitched above them on purpose.

Not for the under-thirteens. If it is already a favorite, do not confiscate it in silence. Watch one episode beside her and ask what the joke needed her to already know.

Journal

Keep Victorious in the record.

No house has filed a sentence for this yet.

Live Historic number 26. Yours can differ.

The glance

Industry and Household and Piety and Courage and Republic and Temperance and Truth and Stewardship are the thin ones.

Does anyone here do a real job, and does that job matter?

This phone is set for a grown person, just me. Change the ages.

Consider this

Wednesday

38 instead of 26

Wednesday is still a comedy show, and it scores 38 instead of 26. What you gain is courage: She does walk toward the monster.

The eight

4
Industry
Rehearsal is real. The reward is fame, not usefulness.
3
Household
Parents are visitors. The school is the only house, and it has no adults worth the name.
1
Piety
The sacred thing is the close-up.
3
Courage
Social risk, spent on status.
3
Republic
A campus with no common good but the next number.
2
Temperance
Innuendo is the dialect, aimed at children.
3
Truth
Feelings are announced. Obligations are not.
2
Stewardship
What they are practicing to hand on is a brand of themselves.

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Series · Max · 2011

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Game of Thrones

25Leave it.

A spectacle that taught a decade to enjoy cruelty. Leave it.

Take controlThis scores 25. Game of Thrones cannot be blocked by name on this shelf. The lock is the phone. Block it

The review

Early on, a vow and a family name still cost something. Then the show learned that a shock would be clipped and shared, and it started writing for the clip. Weddings, children, and prisoners became the delivery system. The dragons were the brand. The people under them were scenery.

You do not need the later seasons to know this. The middle ones already prefer the clever monster to the dull man who keeps a gate. Adults who watched it can admit what they were applauding. Do not start a teenager on it and call the violence sophisticated.

Journal

Keep Game of Thrones in the record.

No house has filed a sentence for this yet.

Live Historic number 25. Yours can differ.

The glance

Industry and Household and Piety and Republic and Temperance and Truth and Stewardship are the thin ones.