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Movie · Netflix · 2015

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Minions

16Leave it.

A search for someone to obey, and the someone is a villain. The laugh is the whole content.

Take controlThis scores 16. If you do not want Minions in the house, the steps are on Netflix. Block it

The review

Minions is a comedy about followers who will serve any villain as long as the villain is large. Children laugh at the voices. The structure is not neutral: loyalty without a standard is the joke, and it is also the lesson. The Rise of Gru continues it. You can skip the whole yellow row and the child will not be poorer. If it is already beloved, say the missing sentence: they never ask whether the master is good.

Journal

Keep Minions in the record.

No house has filed a sentence for this yet.

Live Historic number 16. Yours can differ.

The glance

Industry and Household and Piety and Courage and Republic and Temperance and Truth and Stewardship are the thin ones.

Does anyone here do a real job, and does that job matter?

This phone is set for a grown person, just me. Change the ages.

Consider this

The Twits

29 instead of 16

The Twits is still a family film, and it scores 29 instead of 16. What you gain is republic: A neighborhood that has to decide it will not be ruled by a nasty house.

The eight

2
Industry
They work only as a crowd attached to a boss.
1
Household
No house. A swarm.
1
Piety
The master is whoever is powerful. That is the opposite of reverence.
2
Courage
They are not brave. They are busy.
1
Republic
A mob looking for a tyrant.
2
Temperance
Gag after gag, and the gag is service to the worst person in the room.
3
Truth
It is candid that they have no judgment.
1
Stewardship
What it hands on is the giggle and the toy.

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Movie · Prime Video · 2026

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Ali G: Who Iz I?

15Leave it.

This is what Prime put in front of a child this morning. Crude on purpose. Do not press play.

Take controlThis scores 15. If you do not want Ali G: Who Iz I? in the house, the steps are on Prime Video. Block it

The review

Prime's home screen this Sunday morning opens on a man in a yellow tracksuit and a logline about an eight-month pregnancy. That is the store, not a kids' row. Sacha Baron Cohen's old character was a trick played on adults who did not know they were in a bit. This film is the character as a product, aimed at whoever is holding the remote, including the age that still finds a dirty joke proof of being grown.

Leave it. If a thirteen-year-old has already pressed play, turn it off and say the plain thing: a baby and a woman's body are not a costume.

Journal

Keep Ali G: Who Iz I? in the record.