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Culture Wars

Ethnic American.

They were told they have no people. This is the answer they wrote.

1

What they were told

Americans have been told they have no identity, no culture, no people, and no country. That is the sentence the Ethnic American Project opens with. The About page is theirs. This page is the desk’s reading of it, not a reprint, and not a joining.

The project says it exists to recognize, define, and bring back a people it calls Ethnic Americans. It says that people has been marginalized, diluted, and stolen from its heirs. It says the loss is not only a private grief. It says it is a threat to the soul of the nation. It asks for a return of pride, unity, and purpose, by education, by gathering, and by advocacy, so that those heirs “stand as the soul of America.”

The desk does not laugh at the first sentence. A house that cannot name what it inherited will hand a child nothing. Being told you came from nowhere is a wound. The argument starts there. It does not have to end where the project ends.

2

The Act

They hang the name on the Naturalization Act of 1790. It was among the first acts of the first Congress. George Washington signed it on March 26, 1790. The operative line admitted an alien to citizenship if he was a free white person, of good moral character, after two years in the country. In 1795 Congress raised the wait to five years. Good moral character is still asked of a person who naturalizes. The racial word is not.

The project treats that sentence as more than a statute. It calls it the legal root of an ethnicity, and says the root is still alive: shared ancestry, culture, values, and history, with “good moral character” read as integrity, civic responsibility, and care of a community. It says this is as real an ethnicity as any other that gets the name.

A naturalization rule is a rule for newcomers. It was not the name of everyone already born in the country. In 1868 the Fourteenth Amendment said that persons born here, and subject to the laws, are citizens. The racial limit on who could naturalize lasted, in one form and then another, until 1952, when Congress took it off. The project keeps the 1790 wording as the living definition and updates the years of residence. The law did not keep it. Character stayed. The racial gate did not.

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Who they include

The people they mean are the European settlers and their descendants. They name Anglo-Saxon, Celtic, Germanic, and the other European nations, and they say those nations joined under the word White and established the United States. They list what those settlers carried: individual liberty, self-government, and a Protestant habit of work. They say the English those settlers spoke became American English, and that American English is not British English. They count a common history from the colonies through the Revolution.

98%of the Americans killed in this country’s wars were Ethnic Americans, or their ancestors.

That figure runs from the colonial fights through the modern wars. It is the project’s count of the military dead, and it is on this page as a count, not as a shrug. The dead are part of the inheritance. A people that will not number its own war dead has already agreed it has no history.

On their own test, an ethnicity is shared ancestry, culture, language, history, and a sense of belonging. Parts of that test are ordinary and true. People from Britain, Ireland, and the German-speaking countries were a large part of the early settlements. They did not agree with each other. Catholic and Protestant, Cavalier and Puritan, Quaker and Dutch Reformed, were not one stock that later invented a word for itself. “White” was a gate in a statute. It was not a hearth those people already shared. A hearth is a faith, a table, and a way of raising a child. Those differed from town to town. Some of them lasted. The lasting is the evidence, not the color.

4

What they say was stolen

The project says the identity was taken by globalization, by mass immigration, and by cultural relativism. It says the heirs are now refused the right to celebrate their own heritage, and called exclusionary or prejudiced when they do. It says the country the founders built stood on the principles and the culture of the original settlers, and that to lose that culture is to lose the ideals that carried the nation. It says reclaiming the ethnicity is not division. It says it is renewal.

The pressure they name is not imaginary. A street can stop sharing a language. A sabbath can empty. A child can be taught that his grandparents’ way was only an embarrassment. That is the smoothing already written on the politics page: one scale, one appetite, nothing particular left that a household owes its own name to. Telling a people they have no culture is how the smoothing finishes the job.

The project then names the newcomer as the thief, and the remedy as a racial category put back in force. Those are two further steps. The desk does not take them. A neighbor who arrived is not the machine that told the house it had nothing to hand on. The house that believed it did the rest.

5

What the desk keeps

Liberty ordered by law. Self-government in a town that still meets. Work that is seen. A language of our own, which American English is. Character, which the Act called good moral character and which we still ask, without the racial word attached. A Protestant seriousness about vocation is one of the eight measures. It is industry. It does not require a bloodline to be true, and it was never the only faith in the colonies.

We keep particular peoples. The page on the error of the conservative already names some who lasted: Puritans, Pilgrims, Mennonites, Dutch Reformed, Moravians, Quakers, and later the Mormons. They kept a rite, a marriage, and a boundary of their own. They did not do it by declaring themselves the soul of the country. They did it by still being themselves on a Tuesday.

And we have already said the other half. A man of 1800 is not a mascot. He was often wrong about who counted as a neighbor. We do not rent his century as a costume. The Act is a fact. It is not a birthright this desk will administer.

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What it will not sign

Ethnic Americans, in the project’s mouth, are the white heirs of that Act, and they are the soul of the country. The desk will not say that. The soul of a people is not a color. It is what they will still do when nobody is watching. Work. A marriage. A faith that can stop them. Courage. A freedom that is not isolation. Self-control. A word that is true. Something left for the child. Those are the eight questions. None of them is a shade of skin.

A country can forget its inheritance. The answer is to practice the inheritance, in a house and in a town, and to refuse the story that says the practice is nothing. The answer is not a new ethnic trademark with a statute from 1790 as the membership roll. Hollywood is the same error in the other direction: a people blamed for a patent, a contract, and a couch. This page is a people crowned for a statute. Blame and crown are both too large for a bloodline.

The village page is the nearer repair. Women near enough to walk. A father who is a father and not a substitute for all of them. A people that will not hand its children away and call it care. That is an identity. It can be lived this week. It does not ask a clerk to check a shade.

The desk has not scored a race. It will not. The number, when we give one, is a judgment on a story. This page is the reading of a project.


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