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White Chicks

21Leave it.

A long cruel joke. Leave it off the shelf.

Take controlThis scores 21. If you do not want White Chicks in the house, the steps are on Netflix. Block it

The review

The premise needs the audience to enjoy two men mocking women, and to enjoy a racial costume, for almost two hours. A kidnapping plot is stapled on so the film can claim to be a case. It is not a case. It is a sketch that refused to end.

Do not put it on for children. Do not put it on to be generous about an old comedy. There are funnier films that do not require this.

Journal

Keep White Chicks in the record.

No house has filed a sentence for this yet.

Live Historic number 21. Yours can differ.

The glance

Industry and Household and Piety and Courage and Republic and Temperance and Truth and Stewardship are the thin ones.

Does anyone here do a real job, and does that job matter?

This phone is set for a grown person, just me. Change the ages.

Consider this

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

33 instead of 21

Ferris Bueller's Day Off is still a comedy film, and it scores 33 instead of 21. What you gain is courage: Cameron finally refuses his father's fear.

The eight

3
Industry
They are agents. The case is an excuse for the costume.
3
Household
Dating and a double date. Nobody is building a house.
1
Piety
Nothing is reverent, including the women being impersonated.
2
Courage
The risk is embarrassment, played as the point.
2
Republic
The law is a costume trunk.
2
Temperance
Bodies, race, and humiliation are the whole menu.
2
Truth
The lie is the entertainment, and it is not exposed. It is extended.
2
Stewardship
Nothing a house would be glad to have handed it.

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The Smurfs

24Leave it.

A brand on a field trip. The village is forgotten as soon as the billboard appears.

Take controlThis scores 24. If you do not want The Smurfs in the house, the steps are on Netflix. Block it

The review

The 2011 Smurfs takes a village and drops it in Manhattan so the fish can be out of water. There is nothing in the trip for a child except the color and the name. Prefer the lost-village film if you must pick one, and prefer neither if the afternoon can hold a real story. This is a commercial.

Journal

Keep The Smurfs in the record.