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Movie · Prime Video · 2005

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The Devil's Rejects

13Leave it.

Cruelty as a good time. No. The row can keep it. Your house should not.

Take controlThis scores 13. If you do not want The Devil's Rejects in the house, the steps are on Prime Video. Block it

The review

Rob Zombie's picture is on the horror row a child can scroll to without a warning louder than the word horror. The warning should be louder. The film's project is to make a clan of torturers feel like outlaws in a song. A thirteen-year-old does not need an outlaw of that kind.

Do not sample it. Do not ironic-watch it. If the thumbnail is a dare among friends, the dare is the thing to refuse.

Journal

Keep The Devil's Rejects in the record.

No house has filed a sentence for this yet.

Live Historic number 13. Yours can differ.

The glance

Industry and Household and Piety and Courage and Republic and Temperance and Truth and Stewardship are the thin ones.

Does anyone here do a real job, and does that job matter?

This phone is set for a grown person, just me. Change the ages.

Consider this

American Psycho

21 instead of 13

American Psycho is still a horror film, and it scores 21 instead of 13. What you gain is truth: The emptiness is accurately drawn.

The eight

2
Industry
Murder as the family trade.
1
Household
A family of predators is not a household.
1
Piety
Nothing is sacred. The title is a brag.
1
Courage
Viciousness is not courage.
1
Republic
A sheriff, so the film can sneer at the law.
1
Temperance
Torture, and a soundtrack to make it feel free.
2
Truth
It does not pretend they are good. It asks you to like them anyway.
1
Stewardship
Nothing to hand on but a pose.

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Movie · Prime Video · 2013

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A Haunted House

13Leave it.

Don't. The scare is not the point and the joke is not a joke a child needs.

Take controlThis scores 13. If you do not want A Haunted House in the house, the steps are on Prime Video. Block it

The review

Marlon Wayans mocking a ghost movie would be a small waste. The film that exists is a string of sex jokes in a house where a camera is always on. It sits in Prime's top-rated row beside pictures a family might actually choose, which is how it gets picked by accident.

Not an accident you need to make. If the thumbnail has already been a dare, the review is the no.