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Film · Biograph · 1904

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The Chicken Thief

5Leave it.

Blackface, a chicken theft, and a chase. Not for children. Don't laugh.

Take controlThis scores 5. The Chicken Thief cannot be blocked by name on this shelf. The lock is the phone. Block it

The review

Chickens, a chase, and a painted face. A white actor in blackface steals the birds and runs. Wallace McCutcheon, 1904. Not for children. The laugh is a libel. I won't play it for the joke, and I won't hunt a kinder meaning under the makeup.

The chase exists so the libel can move. Laughing along would mean agreeing that this face and this theft belong in one gag. They don't. A late night is a bad reason to hand that to a child, or to take it myself and file it under harmless old comedy.

Journal

Keep The Chicken Thief in the record.

No house has filed a sentence for this yet.

Live Historic number 5. Yours can differ.

The glance

Industry and Household and Piety and Courage and Republic and Temperance and Truth and Stewardship are the thin ones.

  1. 1Industry
  2. 1Household
  3. 0Piety
  4. 1Courage
  5. 0Republic
  6. 1Temperance
  7. 0Truth
  8. 0Stewardship

Does anyone here do a real job, and does that job matter?

This phone is set for a grown person, just me. Change the ages.

Consider this

The Wolf of Wall Street

16 instead of 5

The Wolf of Wall Street is still a comedy film, and it scores 16 instead of 5. What you gain is industry: Hustle without a product.

The eight

  1. 1
    Industry

    Chicken theft is the gag, not work with any stake.

  2. 1
    Household

    No child or marriage belongs here, and kids stay out.

  3. 0
    Piety

    Nothing in the chase lets a conscience cut the laugh.

  4. 1
    Courage

    Running from a theft joke risks nothing worth the loss.

  5. 0
    Republic

    Black neighbors are handed a libel and told it is comedy.

  6. 1
    Temperance

    The chase is there so the laugh can keep going.

  7. 0
    Truth

    A painted face is a lie, and the theft joke is the libel.

  8. 0
    Stewardship

    It leaves a libel and nothing a family ought to save.

Live historically

Name the blackface in the chicken chase, then leave the reel unplayed.

Where to watch

Finding the page.

Live Historic · The Chicken Thief · 5IMDb

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Film · Prime Video · 2016

Terrifier

Pass it on

Terrifier

13Leave it.

There is no measure here that justifies the ticket. Do not bring it in.

Take controlThis scores 13. If you do not want Terrifier in the house, the steps are on Prime Video. Block it

The review

Art is not a character. He is a permission slip for a lens that will not cut away. There is no household, no joke with a point, no dare that teaches a limit. The only skill on display is a refusal to be ashamed. That is not an art a house should pay for.

People will say it is only horror and you can look away. The film's whole method is that you do not look away. Decline it once, out loud, so a younger person hears that a strong stomach is not a virtue.

Journal

Keep Terrifier in the record.

No house has filed a sentence for this yet.

Live Historic number 13. Yours can differ.

The glance

Industry and Household and Piety and Courage and Republic and Temperance and Truth and Stewardship are the thin ones.

  1. 1Industry
  2. 1Household
  3. 1Piety
  4. 2Courage
  5. 1Republic
  6. 1Temperance
  7. 2Truth
  8. 1Stewardship

Does anyone here do a real job, and does that job matter?

This phone is set for a grown person, just me. Change the ages.

Consider this

Scream 7

25 instead of 13

Scream 7 is still a horror film, and it scores 25 instead of 13. What you gain is courage: Whoever survives has nerve.

The eight

  1. 1
    Industry

    No work. A prolonged harm.

  2. 1
    Household

    No one is kept.

  3. 1
    Piety

    Nothing is reverent.

  4. 2
    Courage

    Endurance of a viewer is not courage.

  5. 1
    Republic

    A public made of victims.

  6. 1
    Temperance

    Cruelty is the whole diet.

  7. 2
    Truth

    It does not pretend to be about anything.

  8. 1
    Stewardship

    Nothing to inherit but a costume.

Live historically

If the mime is a costume in the house, retire it.

Where to watch

Finding the page.

Live Historic · Terrifier · 13IMDb

For this house

Keep going

The next title is the one nearest what this house keeps, then the measure where it is thin. Nothing here is a crowd. It does not leave this device.

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