Saving Bikini Bottom

44Leave it.

Not for five. A squirrel does a brave thing. The humor is rude, fast, and aimed past her.

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The review

Sandy is loyal and she is brave, and those are not small things. The film spends them on a chase and a run of jokes about bodies, panic, and being loud. A ten-year-old who already knows the show can sort that. A five-year-old just absorbs the speed.

Leave it on the row if you must, and do not press play for Kiki. If an older child wants it, watch it with them and be ready to say which joke was only a joke.

Journal

Keep Saving Bikini Bottom in the record.

No house has filed a sentence for this yet.

Live Historic number 44. Yours can differ.

The glance

Household and Piety and Temperance and Truth are the thin ones.

Is a marriage, a parent, or a child a real life here, or just a prop?

This phone is set for a grown person, just me. Change the ages.

The eight

5
Industry
Sandy has a job and she does not quit it. The film is more interested in the gag.
4
Household
Friendship is the engine. The house is a cartoon town.
2
Piety
Nothing is reverent, and a few jokes spend their time on the body.
6
Courage
She crosses the country for her neighbors. That part is real courage, in a silly key.
5
Republic
A town is worth saving. The town is mostly a backdrop for the bit.
4
Temperance
The pace and the gross-out are a diet. Five does not need that diet.
4
Truth
It is honest that it is nonsense. The nonsense is still the teacher.
5
Stewardship
Bikini Bottom remains. She will not remember why.

Where to watch

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Film · Prime Video · 1951

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Alice in Wonderland

44Leave it.

Nonsense is funny until it is a government. She comes back. Good.

Take controlThis scores 44. If you do not want Alice in Wonderland in the house, the steps are on Prime Video. Block it

The review

Wonderland is a place where authority is a temper: a queen who executes, a tea party that never ends, a caterpillar who sneers. Alice is polite and then she is done. The film's best moment is her refusal to take the queen's court as a real court. Curiosity brought her in. Judgment takes her out.

A child can enjoy the jokes. Say that the jokes are not a model of how a house or a school should run. A world that changes the rules to watch you stumble is not a wonder. It is a bully with a teapot.

Journal

Keep Alice in Wonderland in the record.

No house has filed a sentence for this yet.

Live Historic number 44. Yours can differ.

The glance

Industry and Household and Piety and Republic are the thin ones.

Does anyone here do a real job, and does that job matter?

This phone is set for a grown person, just me. Change the ages.

Consider this

Peter Pan

56 instead of 44

Peter Pan is still a animation film, and it scores 56 instead of 44. What you gain is household: The ending is a return to parents, and her own future as a mother.