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Film · Prime Video · 2022

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Monster High: The Movie

31Leave it.

A brand with a chorus. Harmless for a young fan. Not a story about difference that costs.

Take controlThis scores 31. If you do not want Monster High: The Movie in the house, the steps are on Prime Video. Block it

The review

The pleasure is recognition: the characters a child already owns, now singing. There is a plot about belonging, because there is always a plot about belonging. It does not risk anything the toy line cannot survive. A child may enjoy it. An adult should not pretend it is folklore.

Put it on as a treat, the way you put on a song they already know. Then do one unbranded kindness the film did not think of, or the afternoon taught the wrong lesson about what a monster is for.

Journal

Keep Monster High: The Movie in the record.

No house has filed a sentence for this yet.

Live Historic number 31. Yours can differ.

The glance

Industry and Household and Piety and Courage and Republic and Temperance and Truth and Stewardship are the thin ones.

Does anyone here do a real job, and does that job matter?

This phone is set for a grown person, just me. Change the ages.

Consider this

Descendants

38 instead of 31

Descendants is still a family film, and it scores 38 instead of 31. What you gain is truth: The better line is that a child is not the parent.

The eight

3
Industry
A catalog.
4
Household
Friendship as the lyric.
2
Piety
No reverence. A mall.
3
Courage
Belonging is announced.
3
Republic
A school as a store.
4
Temperance
Bright and sugary.
3
Truth
The moral is a slogan.
3
Stewardship
The heirloom is plastic.

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Film · Prime Video · 2026

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Buddy

31Leave it.

A mascot is not a companion. Wait for a story before you clear a Saturday.

Take controlThis scores 31. If you do not want Buddy in the house, the steps are on Prime Video. Block it

The review

The poster is a face designed to be kept. Films like this sometimes hide a real loneliness under the plush, and sometimes they are only the plush. The desk cannot see which from the tile, and will not invent a lesson the marketing department did not bother to print.

If you play it, watch the adult in the frame. A story where a creature teaches a man to stay is worth a conversation. A story where the toy is the point is an advertisement. You do not owe an advertisement your evening.

Journal

Keep Buddy in the record.