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Film · Universal · 2015

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Fifty Shades of Grey

14Leave it.

A purchase dressed as a romance. Not a date night. Leave it.

Take controlThis scores 14. Fifty Shades of Grey cannot be blocked by name on this shelf. The lock is the phone. Block it

The review

The decade bought this in large numbers, and the numbers are not a mystery. A rich man, a young woman, a room of equipment, and the promise that control is the same thing as care. It is not care. A contract for the use of a person is a description of using a person.

Do not watch it to be unshockable. Do not watch it as a couple to spice up an evening. If it is already in the house, take it out. The conversation it starts is a conversation you can start without feeding it.

Journal

Keep Fifty Shades of Grey in the record.

No house has filed a sentence for this yet.

Live Historic number 14. Yours can differ.

The glance

Industry and Household and Piety and Courage and Republic and Temperance and Truth and Stewardship are the thin ones.

Does anyone here do a real job, and does that job matter?

This phone is set for a grown person, just me. Change the ages.

Consider this

Karl

26 instead of 14

Karl is still a drama film, and it scores 26 instead of 14. What you gain is household: No house shown.

The eight

2
Industry
He has an empire. She has a hardware store errand. Work is a set.
1
Household
There is no marriage here and no road toward one. There is a negotiated use.
1
Piety
Nothing is sacred, including the person in the room.
2
Courage
She walks into a room she does not understand. That is not courage. It is a plot.
1
Republic
Wealth is the only public standing the film respects.
1
Temperance
Appetite is the whole moral vocabulary.
2
Truth
The contract tells a colder truth than the soft lighting does.
1
Stewardship
Nothing in this picture is fit to hand to anyone you love.

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Film · Prime Video · 2016

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Terrifier

13Leave it.

There is no measure here that justifies the ticket. Do not bring it in.

Take controlThis scores 13. If you do not want Terrifier in the house, the steps are on Prime Video. Block it

The review

Art is not a character. He is a permission slip for a lens that will not cut away. There is no household, no joke with a point, no dare that teaches a limit. The only skill on display is a refusal to be ashamed. That is not an art a house should pay for.

People will say it is only horror and you can look away. The film's whole method is that you do not look away. Decline it once, out loud, so a younger person hears that a strong stomach is not a virtue.

Journal

Keep Terrifier in the record.