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Movie · Prime Video · 1992

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Bram Stoker's Dracula

26Leave it.

Beautiful and blasphemous on purpose. Not a costume party. Not for thirteen.

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The review

Coppola films the old story as an opera: a man who loses his wife, curses God, and spends centuries feeding. Mina and Jonathan are the human part, and they are not the part the poster is selling. A thirteen-year-old who has met the cartoon Dracula has not met this. The difference is the point of the rating.

Leave it. If the name comes up, tell the actual stake: a soul that would rather have its dead love than its God, and the wreck that follows.

Journal

Keep Bram Stoker's Dracula in the record.

No house has filed a sentence for this yet.

Live Historic number 26. Yours can differ.

The glance

Industry and Household and Piety and Republic and Temperance and Truth and Stewardship are the thin ones.

Does anyone here do a real job, and does that job matter?

This phone is set for a grown person, just me. Change the ages.

Consider this

Insidious

38 instead of 26

Insidious is still a horror film, and it scores 38 instead of 26. What you gain is household: Parents who will not leave the boy.

The eight

3
Industry
Lawyers, sailors, a hunt. The work is swallowed by the mood.
3
Household
A marriage in London. A seduction aimed at breaking it.
1
Piety
Heaven is rejected in the first reel and mocked as romance afterward.
5
Courage
A few people resist. The film is more interested in the ones who don't.
3
Republic
Victorian society as a set to be corrupted.
1
Temperance
Erotic blood. The craving is the style.
4
Truth
It knows he is a liar. It still wants the lie to be lovely.
1
Stewardship
What it hands on is a picture of damnation as a kiss.

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Descendants: The Rise of Red

26Leave it.

Another generation of the brand, plus a clock to reset. The weakest of the line.

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The review

Red does not want to become her mother. Chloe does not want to become a bystander. The film sends them to the Wonderland of their parents' school days, because a prequel inside a sequel is the current way of not inventing a life. Time travel lets everyone be innocent again. That is the opposite of a moral education, which requires a person to act in the day they actually have.

Skip it. If a child is curious, tell them the interesting part in a sentence — you are not sentenced to your mother's crimes, and you do not get to edit her youth — and then do something in the present.