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Video · YouTube · Cocomelon · 2018

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Household · A small child, briefly

Bath Song

43Leave it.

The song is about a real bath. The end screen is about staying.

Take controlThis scores 43. If you do not want Bath Song in the house, the steps are on YouTube. Block it

The review

JJ climbs into a tub. There is soap. There is a song about washing. For a parent fighting a reluctant bath, that three minutes can be a help, and it would be fussy to pretend a cartoon bath is a moral crisis. The faces are round and the house looks like a toy of a house. A small child understands it immediately.

What Cocomelon adds, and what the song itself does not require, is the next thumbnail before you have stood up. Turn autoplay off before you press anything. One song. Then the real bath, with the screen in another room, so the child is washing with you and not waiting to see which face comes next.

Journal

Keep Bath Song in the record.

No house has filed a sentence for this yet.

Live Historic number 43. Yours can differ.

The glance

Piety and Courage and Republic and Temperance and Stewardship are the thin ones.

Can conscience actually stop someone, or is reverence only in the shot so it can be mocked?

This phone is set for a grown person, just me. Change the ages.

Consider this

Wheels on the Bus

60 instead of 43

Wheels on the Bus is still a children film, and it scores 60 instead of 43. What you gain is temperance: The pace is slow on purpose.

The eight

5
Industry
Water, soap, pajamas. A routine a parent already does, set to a tune.
7
Household
The evening of a small house is the actual subject, for three minutes.
2
Piety
Kindness is the weather. Nobody is asked to answer for anything.
2
Courage
The only difficulty is a child who does not want the bath.
4
Republic
A child is shown answering a parent, which is a small and real thing.
4
Temperance
The song ends. The grid of next videos is already on the last frame.
6
Truth
A bath is a bath. They do not dress it up as more.
4
Stewardship
You can copy the routine. You should be the one running it, not the screen.

Where to watch

Finding the page.

Live Historic · Bath Song · 43IMDb

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Video · YouTube · PSY · 2012

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Play · A child with you

Gangnam Style

40Leave it.

The joke is a man pretending to be rich. A child will only see the horse dance.

Take controlThis scores 40. If you do not want Gangnam Style in the house, the steps are on YouTube. Block it

The review

PSY in a blazer, in a stable, bouncing as if the horse were invisible. For about a year that was the most-watched video on the site, and the reason is the dance, which a person can do badly in a kitchen and make a room laugh. The lyric, if anyone translates it, is a man from a flashy part of Seoul pretending he belongs to an even flashier part. The joke is showing off.

A child will not hear that. They will see a funny man and a horse. That is fine for one afternoon. If they are old enough, tell them what he is mocking while the dance is still on. If they are not, one play is the whole visit. A dance move is not a personality.

Journal

Keep Gangnam Style in the record.

No house has filed a sentence for this yet.

Live Historic number 40. Yours can differ.

The glance

Household and Piety and Republic and Temperance and Stewardship are the thin ones.

Is a marriage, a parent, or a child a real life here, or just a prop?

This phone is set for a grown person, just me. Change the ages.

Consider this

Wheels on the Bus

60 instead of 40

Wheels on the Bus is still a music film, and it scores 60 instead of 40. What you gain is household: The adult is invited onto the floor.

The eight

6
Industry
A comic bit, rehearsed until the whole world could copy the arms.
3
Household
No kitchen, no children. A stable and a suit.
2
Piety
The target is people who bow to money. Kids do not catch the target.
5
Courage
He is willing to look ridiculous in a parking garage and a stable.
4
Republic
Gangnam is a real district. The song is mocking the display, not the neighbors' work.
4
Temperance
The video ends. The dance did not, for about a year.
5
Truth
If you know the joke, it is about pretense. If you do not, it is only a dance.
3
Stewardship
The move is what people kept. Little else.

Where to watch

Finding the page.

Live Historic · Gangnam Style · 40IMDb

Bath Song

Keep Bath Song in the record.

Wheels on the Bus

Gangnam Style

Keep Gangnam Style in the record.

Wheels on the Bus

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