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Series · ABC · 1975

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Barney Miller

63Watch it awake.

Give me the tired squad room over any cop show that needs a chase to matter.

The review

The whole show sits in a squad room that needs paint. Barney is a patient captain. The crimes are small and human, and nobody is waiting on a chase to make the hour count. People bring in ordinary trouble. The detectives stay put and do the job. That is the joke, and it is also the point.

I put this on when we are tired of heroes. You will not get a marriage at the center, and you will not get a speech about the city. You get men who owe a neighborhood the unglamorous shift. The work matters because it is work. Skip it if a story feels unfinished without a siren. Stay if you want a picture of attention, which is what this precinct actually sells.

Journal

Keep Barney Miller in the record.

No house has filed a sentence for this yet.

Live Historic number 63. Yours can differ.

The glance

Household and Courage are the thin ones.

Is a marriage, a parent, or a child a real life here, or just a prop?

This phone is set for a grown person, just me. Change the ages.

Consider this

The Andy Griffith Show

73 instead of 63

The Andy Griffith Show is still a comedy show, and it scores 73 instead of 63. What you gain is household: A widower and a boy.

The eight

9
Industry
Detectives stay in a worn squad room and the small cases are the actual job.
3
Household
No marriage or child is the story; the precinct room is the whole life on screen.
5
Piety
Barney's patience slows the room down, a brake on the easy cruelty of a chase.
4
Courage
They risk boredom and paperwork more than glory, and they do not quit the shift.
8
Republic
The neighborhood's small messes are owed a patient answer, not a siren.
8
Temperance
Nobody is trained to crave the next pursuit; the joke ends when the talk does.
6
Truth
The crimes stay small and human, and the room treats that tangle as enough.
7
Stewardship
What remains is a precinct that still shows up for ordinary trouble.

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Series · ABC · 1963

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The Fugitive

63Watch it awake.

An innocent man and a lawman who is not a villain. The chase is not the whole debt.

The review

He was convicted of killing his wife. He did not. A one-armed man did, and a lieutenant believes the jury more than he believes the doctor's face, which is the lieutenant's job until the evidence moves. Each week the doctor lands in a town, does some good a fugitive cannot afford, and runs again. The country's appointment for years, and the last episode, just after this decade, was one of the most watched hours television had aired.

What I will keep is not the chase. It is that both men are serious. The law is not a fool, and the innocent man is not allowed to become a charming outlaw. I would watch an ordinary episode with an older child and ask why he stayed an extra day. The answer is usually a person. That is the number. The rating is not.

Journal

Keep The Fugitive in the record.