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Film · Prime Video · 2016

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The Angry Birds Movie

59Watch it awake.

The grump is right. The friendly visitors came for the eggs. Hear the grump.

The review

Red is rude and isolated and correct. The pigs arrive with gifts and a party, and the island wants to be liked, and the eggs go missing. It is a comedy about a raid. The film trusts the unfriendly watchman over the welcoming committee. That is not the usual children's lesson, and it is the better one.

Crude in spots. The shape is sound. Hospitality is a virtue. Hospitality without eyes is how a fox gets the henhouse, or a pig gets the nest.

Journal

Keep The Angry Birds Movie in the record.

No house has filed a sentence for this yet.

Live Historic number 59. Yours can differ.

The glance

Industry and Piety are the thin ones.

Does anyone here do a real job, and does that job matter?

This phone is set for a grown person, just me. Change the ages.

Consider this

The Lego Movie

69 instead of 59

The Lego Movie is still a animation film, and it scores 69 instead of 59. What you gain is industry: Instructions, construction, a job.

The eight

4
Industry
A court-ordered anger class. Then a real emergency.
7
Household
The eggs are the children. The whole plot is their rescue.
2
Piety
None.
7
Courage
He warns them and then goes after the ship.
6
Republic
A village that preferred a party to a watch.
5
Temperance
Anger is his vice and, aimed right, his tool.
8
Truth
The gifts were a lie. He said so early.
8
Stewardship
What is stolen is the next generation. They go get it.

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Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper

59Watch it awake.

Two girls, one duty. Better than the poster. Still a doll's film.

The review

The pauper works. The princess is being sold into a marriage to save a bankrupt court. The film treats that sale as wrong and the work as honorable, which is more than most pink posters manage. They help each other. The poor girl is not a moral lesson the rich girl consumes.

The songs are candy and the ending is a double wedding. Fine for a child who wants a dress and a plot. Say out loud that a real household is not saved by a secret twin. It is saved by the work the pauper already knew how to do.

Journal

Keep Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper in the record.

No house has filed a sentence for this yet.

Live Historic number 59. Yours can differ.

The glance

Piety is the thin one.

Can conscience actually stop someone, or is reverence only in the shot so it can be mocked?

This phone is set for a grown person, just me. Change the ages.

Consider this

WALL-E

73 instead of 59

WALL-E is still a family film, and it scores 73 instead of 59. What you gain is stewardship: The plant is the charge.