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Ali G: Who Iz I?

15Leave it.

This is what Prime put in front of a child this morning. Crude on purpose. Do not press play.

Take controlThis scores 15. If you do not want Ali G: Who Iz I? in the house, the steps are on Prime Video. Block it

The review

Prime's home screen this Sunday morning opens on a man in a yellow tracksuit and a logline about an eight-month pregnancy. That is the store, not a kids' row. Sacha Baron Cohen's old character was a trick played on adults who did not know they were in a bit. This film is the character as a product, aimed at whoever is holding the remote, including the age that still finds a dirty joke proof of being grown.

Leave it. If a thirteen-year-old has already pressed play, turn it off and say the plain thing: a baby and a woman's body are not a costume.

Journal

Keep Ali G: Who Iz I? in the record.

No house has filed a sentence for this yet.

Live Historic number 15. Yours can differ.

The glance

Industry and Household and Piety and Courage and Republic and Temperance and Truth and Stewardship are the thin ones.

Does anyone here do a real job, and does that job matter?

This phone is set for a grown person, just me. Change the ages.

Consider this

The Kissing Booth 3

28 instead of 15

The Kissing Booth 3 is still a comedy film, and it scores 28 instead of 15. What you gain is household: A friendship and a father are in the frame.

The eight

2
Industry
No work. A persona.
2
Household
A pregnancy as a premise for a man to be ridiculous. The child is not a person yet.
1
Piety
Nothing is sacred, and that is the joke he is selling.
1
Courage
Nerve is not the same as shamelessness.
1
Republic
America as a set for a prank.
1
Temperance
The rating is R for the reasons you can already name: sex, drugs, the body as a prop.
3
Truth
The character is a liar by trade. The film does not want him caught.
1
Stewardship
Nothing here can be handed to thirteen, and thirteen is who is looking at the poster.

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Movie · Prime Video · 2000

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Scary Movie

15Leave it.

The desk already said no to Scream. This is that no, with less courage and more smirk.

Take controlThis scores 15. If you do not want Scary Movie in the house, the steps are on Prime Video. Block it

The review

You do not need the plot. A killer in a mask, a group of teenagers, and a film that believes the way through fear is to make the fear embarrassing. Embarrassment is not courage. A thirteen-year-old who has just seen the Scream 7 tile one row up will meet this and think the whole subject is a joke he is old enough for.

He isn't. Leave both tiles. The standard is the same sentence: do not make a game out of a girl being hunted.