Tonight
Ten for the evening
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A restless child, a patient family. Mild. The lesson arrives.
Judy wants points for adventure and is furious when the summer will not perform. Her brother, her aunt, and the boy next door are already having a life. The film is on their side by the end, which saves it. The middle is a lot of a child's volume.
It is not cruel. It does not think parents are idiots. It thinks a child can be wrong about what counts as a thrill. That is a permitted opinion. Watch it on a hot afternoon. Then go outside.
Industry
4/10
A project, a chart, a lot of not finishing.
Household
7/10
Brother, aunt, parents. The house holds.
Piety
2/10
None.
Courage
4/10
Social courage, mostly. She apologizes.
Republic
5/10
A neighborhood summer.
Temperance
6/10
Envy of other people's thrills is the vice, and it is corrected.
Truth
6/10
She has to admit the chart was the problem.
Stewardship
6/10
The people in the house were the summer.
Live historicallyPlan one summer hour that is not a purchase.
A town show. Light, romantic, and convinced that staying is the plot.
Zoe Hart arrives certain that a small town is a detour. The seasons are about the detour becoming the life. That is a good shape. The show fills the shape with which man, which party, which dress, and the town's real troubles stay soft.
Pleasant for an evening that does not need to cut. Do not mistake it for a picture of the place.
Industry
6/10
A clinic. House calls. The work is the way she joins the place.
Household
5/10
Boarding houses, parents, a child who arrives later. The town is full of tables.
Piety
3/10
The South's churches are scenery more than a claim.
Courage
5/10
She stays after the first humiliation, which is the only bravery required.
Republic
6/10
A mayor, a clinic, a festival, a gossip that functions as a commons.
Temperance
5/10
The romance multiplies. The show likes a triangle more than a vow.
Truth
5/10
Small-town faults are played as charm. Some of them are just faults.
Stewardship
5/10
The question of the show is whether she will belong to the place.
Live historicallyIf you like the town, do the local version: learn the name of one neighbor you only recognize.
A joke shop with a real crew. Bender is intemperance. The friendship is not a joke.
Fry falls a thousand years forward and lands a delivery job with people who will, against the entire premise of the century, care if he lives. The show is a comedy and a lot of the comedy is Bender doing whichever vice is handiest. Do not take your temperance from the robot.
Take the crew. A ridiculous job, kept. A friend, retrieved from the edge of the universe because you said you would. There are worse teachers on this list with better production design. It will not make you solemn. On its best nights it will make you less willing to abandon people. That is enough to keep it in the house, with the understanding that the beer-bot is not your pastor.
Industry
6/10
They have a dumb job and they keep showing up to it.
Household
6/10
Not a family by blood. A crew that behaves like one when it counts.
Piety
3/10
The sacred is usually a setup. Now and then the show means it anyway.
Courage
5/10
They do the stupid brave thing for each other.
Republic
5/10
Institutions are mocked, often fairly, sometimes cheaply.
Temperance
4/10
The robot is a sermon on appetite. The show likes him too much.
Truth
5/10
Feelings are told slant, but the best episodes do not lie.
Stewardship
5/10
Friendship is what survives the year 3000. That is a kind of posterity.
Live historicallyCall the friend you keep meaning to call. Talk longer than the joke.
A court, cold and witty. Useful as a warning about power. Not a queen to imitate.
Catherine's narration is the show's trick and its limit. A woman who was bought, ignored, and then necessary is a true story. A woman who teaches a girl that poison is competence is a dangerous tutor.
Adults who know the century can watch the politics. Do not let the asides become the history. The bodies of Saint Bartholomew are not a punchline.
Industry
5/10
Ruling is shown as management: marriages, debts, poison, a household of rivals.
Household
4/10
Children are pieces and also, sometimes, the reason she will not yield.
Piety
2/10
Religion is a faction. The massacre sits in the history whether the show flinches or not.
Courage
6/10
She outlasts men who were supposed to replace her.
Republic
5/10
A kingdom as a court. The people are offstage.
Temperance
4/10
The wit is the pleasure. Cruelty is the method, and the show enjoys the method.
Truth
6/10
It does not pretend the court was kind. It does let her charm the record.
Stewardship
3/10
What she hands the girl is a lesson in survival, which is not the same as a conscience.
Live historicallyIf you admire a person who survived a cruel room, ask what the survival cost the people who were not in on the joke.
A girl out of her own century, trying to stay herself. The magic is the engine. The love story is the bait.
The useful picture is a girl the old city tried to burn, walking around a new city that does not have a category for her. Cartagena is doing real work whenever the show lets it. Most episodes would rather get back to the boy and the spell.
Acceptable at thirteen if fantasy is already the dialect of the house. Ask what the old century thought it was punishing, and whether the new one is kinder or only louder.
Industry
4/10
Survival in a new city. Little craft, much plot.
Household
4/10
A love that crosses centuries. A household is what she lost.
Piety
3/10
Witchcraft as identity. Faith is scenery.
Courage
6/10
She was sentenced, and she does not lie down in it.
Republic
4/10
Two Colombias, and the show is more interested in the romance than the colony.
Temperance
5/10
YA peril. Not a gore show. The longing is the excess.
Truth
5/10
A past that will not stay buried. She has to say who she is.
Stewardship
4/10
History as a portal, which is a smaller thing than history.
Live historicallyLearn one true thing about Cartagena that is not a spell.
Brains as a personality. The danger is teaching a child that being right is a character.
The adult Holmes works because Watson is the human in the room and because the cases are about other people's lives. A boy Holmes with the humanity not yet required is a portrait of contempt getting there early. The deductions can still be fun. Fun is not a reason to raise a child on contempt.
If you watch it, keep Watson's office: someone in the room who cares what the cleverness costs.
Industry
5/10
Observation is a skill, and the show loves the skill.
Household
3/10
Family is the inconvenience around the gift.
Piety
2/10
No reverence. The mind is the authority.
Courage
4/10
He walks toward the puzzle. The puzzle is rarely a neighbor's need.
Republic
3/10
The police are there to be slower.
Temperance
4/10
Arrogance is the charm they are selling.
Truth
6/10
The clues are fair. That is the old Holmes virtue, and it survives.
Stewardship
3/10
A boy with no one to hand the method to except an audience.
Live historicallyWhen a child gets it right and is sharp about it, praise the rightness and correct the sharpness.
Keep the sentence. Do not assume the movie is brave enough to live in it.
A title this direct is either a satire with a spine or a poster that flatters the audience for feeling superior to the grift. The desk has the words and not the scenes. If the film shows the lie from the inside, including the viewer's own hunger to be sold a self, it belongs in the conversation. If it winks and takes the fee, it is the thing it names.
Put the sentence on the wall either way. Then check the film against it. Most pictures that accuse the market still want the market's applause before the credits.
Industry
4/10
The subject is the work of selling.
Household
3/10
Households are usually the ones being sold.
Piety
2/10
Nothing is sacred but the scam.
Courage
4/10
Saying the quiet part is a small nerve.
Republic
4/10
A public of marks.
Temperance
3/10
The pleasure may be the superiority.
Truth
6/10
The title tells a true thing, which is rare on a poster.
Stewardship
4/10
The sentence is worth keeping even if the film is not.
Live historicallyName one ad you believed this week, and stop believing it.
A first winter is a real test of a house. This tile has not shown the house yet.
The picture is a roof and weather. That can be a story about preparation, marriage, grief, or a threat outside the door. Winter stories are worth having when they are about stores, neighbors, and who is warm. They are cheap when they are about the aesthetic of being cut off.
The desk will not invent who is inside. It will say that a first winter is survived by ordinary readiness, not by a mood. If the film is about readiness, good. If it is about the thrill of the cutoff, you have better things to stack by the door.
Industry
5/10
Wintering is work, if they show the work.
Household
4/10
A shelter implies a household.
Piety
3/10
Weather is not yet reverence.
Courage
4/10
Staying can be brave.
Republic
3/10
Isolation cuts both ways.
Temperance
4/10
Unknown.
Truth
3/10
A poster of snow makes no claim.
Stewardship
4/10
The real heirloom is being ready for the people next door.
Live historicallyCheck on one person before the cold settles in your actual town.
A house full of men who stayed. Sentimental, and the staying is the point.
Danny, Jesse, and Joey are a fantasy of enough adults. The fantasy matters because the alternative on the menu is the competent loner. The show is corny, and the corn is in the right place: apologies, bedtimes, a father who comes back into the room. You can outgrow it. You do not have to sneer at it.
Industry
5/10
Jobs, school, chores. Softly done.
Household
8/10
The family is an answer to a death. They do not leave the girls.
Piety
4/10
A hug is the liturgy. It is not nothing.
Courage
5/10
The courage is ordinary: telling the girls the truth about a mistake.
Republic
4/10
A San Francisco house that functions as a whole neighborhood.
Temperance
6/10
Sweet to the point of sugar. The sugar is safer than the alternative row.
Truth
5/10
The lessons are simple and usually meant.
Stewardship
7/10
It is about raising the children who are actually in the house.
Live historicallyPut a child to bed with one true, short account of the day. No speech.
A household that likes itself. The joke is the neighbors' panic, not the family's contempt.
The Munsters are a father who is strong and a little dim, a mother who runs the house, a grandfather who should not be left with the equipment, and a girl who is ordinary in a family that isn't. The comedy needs the family to hold. When it holds, the laugh is at manners, not at marriage.
It is dated in the way a 1964 sitcom is dated. It is not dated in the way that rots a room.
Industry
5/10
Herman goes to work. Grandpa tinkers. The house has chores and a breadwinner.
Household
8/10
They are loud, loyal, and glad to be at the same table.
Piety
3/10
No piety. The affection is the creed.
Courage
4/10
They are odd in public and do not apologize for the oddness.
Republic
5/10
A street where the strange family is still a neighbor.
Temperance
7/10
The laugh is gentle. Nobody is undressed for the camera.
Truth
6/10
The premise is a joke and it stays a joke. It does not smuggle a sermon it doesn't mean.
Stewardship
6/10
A show a grandparent can share without translating the dirt.
Live historicallyWatch one with a child and name who keeps the house running. It is Lily.
