Tonight
Ten for the evening
One to ten. Newest, most watched, highest on the Living Meter. Prime, Disney+, Hulu, Hallmark, Acorn, and Netflix.
Curiosity is not a reason to spend the evening on a monster. Skip it until it is a story.
The tile promises a capture. It does not promise a person you are responsible for. Hunt films of this kind flatter the watcher for wanting proof of a thing in the trees, then pay the want off with a chase. That is a thin use of fear and a thinner use of a forest.
If a finished film later shows a crew telling the truth about a fraud or keeping one another, the measure can move. On the poster, it is a trophy. The house does not need the trophy.
Industry
3/10
A hunt, not a craft.
Household
2/10
No household on the poster.
Piety
2/10
Wonder reduced to a rumor.
Courage
3/10
Going into the woods is the cheapest bravery.
Republic
2/10
No common good.
Temperance
3/10
The appetite is the sighting.
Truth
3/10
A poster cannot be a witness.
Stewardship
2/10
Nothing to keep but a story you cannot check.
Live historicallyTake a walk in a real wood and leave the rumor there.
The wound is real. The show's comfort is the spree. Do not hand it to a girl who feels invisible.
Rhiannon is a specific kind of modern heroine: slighted, and therefore licensed. The slight is something a house should recognize. People do look through a quiet girl. The series then offers her a body count and asks you to find it tasty.
Name the overlooking if it is happening in your house. Do not stay for the remedy.
Industry
4/10
She has a small job at a paper. The job becomes cover.
Household
2/10
A sister, a dead father, a life with no one who stays. The lack is the excuse.
Piety
1/10
Nothing is sacred, including the people who failed to notice her.
Courage
3/10
Nerve, spent on murder. That is not courage.
Republic
2/10
A town of people she has ranked as deserving.
Temperance
2/10
Resentment is the meal, and the camera seasons it.
Truth
5/10
It is honest that she was overlooked. It is dishonest that the knife is a personality.
Stewardship
1/10
Nothing to hand a younger sister except a method.
Live historicallyNotice one quiet person this week and give them a real conversation. That is the other ending.
A father using his child as cover is the crime. Adults. Do not treat it as a clever night out.
The premise is the whole moral, and it arrives early enough that the rest is a man's ingenuity. Ingenuity is the wrong thing to admire. A daughter at a show is a trust. The film knows the trust and spends it as furniture for a chase. Skillful direction does not change the object of the skill.
If you have seen it, you do not need to show it to someone who would start rooting. Rooting is the failure. The girl is not in on the joke.
Industry
3/10
A concert as a mechanism.
Household
2/10
The household is the camouflage.
Piety
1/10
No reverence.
Courage
3/10
Nerve used to escape justice.
Republic
3/10
A public event turned into a private escape.
Temperance
2/10
The pleasure is his getting away with it.
Truth
5/10
The premise tells the truth about a counterfeit father.
Stewardship
1/10
Nothing to copy but the cleverness.
Live historicallyNever put a child between yourself and a consequence.
The joke is the gore. Friendship is the excuse. Leave it with children, and be careful alone.
There is a real affection between the two men, and the film knows you came for it. It spends that affection as a license. Every stab is a joke, every joke is a stab, and the room is trained to enjoy both at once. That is not candor. That is a school.
Adults who already know the joke will not be improved by another two hours of it. Do not put it near a teenager who is still deciding whether cruelty is a personality. The multiverse is just more rooms in which the same laugh can be repeated.
Industry
3/10
No craft but the fight and the aside. The work is a costume.
Household
3/10
A found family of weapons. The tenderness is real and it is used to bless the killing.
Piety
1/10
Nothing is revered. The sacred is a setup for the punchline.
Courage
5/10
They do go toward the danger. The danger is also the toy.
Republic
2/10
The public is a ruin they stroll through. No duty survives the bit.
Temperance
1/10
Cruelty, sex, and a body coming apart are the meal, and the meal does not end.
Truth
3/10
It is candid that it is a product of other films. Candor is not a conscience.
Stewardship
2/10
What it leaves is a permission to laugh at a maiming.
Live historicallyIf the laugh in the room is at someone's pain, turn it off and say why, in one sentence.
A friendship and a skill. The lie is the premise, and the show thinks the lie is charming.
Shawn Spencer can see, because his father made him see. That is a good origin. He then sells the seeing as a supernatural gift, and the show never stops finding that funny. The friendship with Gus is loyal and funny enough to be the reason people stayed. Stay for that if you stay, and notice that the laugh requires a public lie.
Industry
6/10
Observation is real work. His father drilled it.
Household
4/10
A father, a partner, a borrowed office family.
Piety
2/10
The fake gift is the joke on people who believe.
Courage
4/10
He takes the case. He also needs the costume to take it.
Republic
4/10
The police department is a sitcom set that still catches killers.
Temperance
5/10
Light. The body count is scenery.
Truth
3/10
The central gag is a fraud the city thanks him for.
Stewardship
4/10
A long friendship is the thing that actually lasts.
Live historicallyIf you have a real skill, use it under your own name.
A city protected by children. The secret identity is the habit, and it is a habit of not telling the truth at home.
Ladybug is brave and she is a child carrying a city's safety while hiding it from her father. The series thinks the hiding is charming. It is the part to refuse. Children are deep into this one, and confiscating it in a rage will not help. Watch a transformation and the scene after, and ask why the bravest person in Paris cannot tell her father her name.
Industry
4/10
School is an inconvenience between battles.
Household
3/10
Parents are loved and systematically deceived.
Piety
2/10
The jewels are magic. No one is answerable for them except a small creature and a villain.
Courage
6/10
They do protect the city, often at a cost to themselves.
Republic
4/10
Paris is the beneficiary and never the authority.
Temperance
4/10
A crush is the ongoing plot. The fight is the commercial.
Truth
3/10
The lie about who they are is the romance.
Stewardship
3/10
What a child copies is the secret.
Live historicallyPraise the rescue. Do not praise the secret.
Being believed matters. The grin is a product. Adults, and not if you are already frayed.
The true scene is the early one: a patient nobody can categorize, and a clinician who has been trained to hear a symptom instead of a neighbor. The film then becomes a contagion machine, because contagion machines are what this decade sells. Trauma is not a curse you pass by eye contact, and treating it as one flatters the scare while it cheapens the sick.
If you work with people who are not believed, you already have the lesson. You do not need the smile in the parking lot.
Industry
5/10
Clinical work, abandoned for the curse.
Household
3/10
Isolation is the method.
Piety
1/10
A grin as a demon.
Courage
4/10
She stays with it, unsupported.
Republic
3/10
Institutions that file the person away.
Temperance
2/10
Dread is the diet.
Truth
4/10
The unbelieved patient is a true start.
Stewardship
2/10
The metaphor overstays and misleads.
Live historicallyBelieve a person who tells you they are not all right, before you enjoy the metaphor.
The boys are doing the work. The show is about the adults using them. Do not put it on.
The boys at the academy are practicing a hard skill. That could have been a story about work, a coach, and a limit. Team Moms points the camera at the stands and pays the parents to make the children into episodes: rivalries, insults, a private life dragged into a Pilates class. A child is not content. A parent who will say anything because a producer is in the room has already failed the only test that mattered.
Do not watch this with the boys, and do not watch it to feel superior to it. If a child in the house plays a sport, your job is the ride home, not the audience.
Industry
5/10
The training is real work, and it belongs to the boys. The camera belongs to the parents.
Household
2/10
Children are a career plan and a grievance. The house is a brand.
Piety
1/10
Nothing is revered except winning and being seen.
Courage
3/10
Ambition is mistaken for courage. A mother calling a child a name is not nerve.
Republic
2/10
A team could be a commons. This is a court of status.
Temperance
2/10
Other people's children are fair game. The appetite to be filmed is the plot.
Truth
2/10
Produced conflict. People perform the worst version of themselves because the format pays for it.
Stewardship
2/10
What is being handed to a boy is his parents' hunger.
Live historicallyAt the next game, watch the child. Leave the other parents' conversation.
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Butthole Surfers: The Hole Truth and Nothing ButtPrime Video · 2025 · Film
Butthole Surfers: The Hole Truth and Nothing Butt
Shock as a career is a thin life. Adults. Not near children. The desk will not linger on the gag.
The tile is a band that built a name on offense and now offers the documentary version of itself. A document can be honest about a scene, the drugs, the jokes, the people who paid. It becomes an ad when the offense is treated as proof of courage. Courage has an object. Being willing to disgust a room is not yet an object.
Skip it if you do not already care about the music. If you do, watch for whether anyone is allowed to have been harmed by the bit. A band is not a moral alibi.
Industry
4/10
A career, of a kind.
Household
2/10
The bit before the people.
Piety
1/10
Irreverence is the brand.
Courage
3/10
Provocation.
Republic
2/10
A scene, not a commons.
Temperance
1/10
Excess as identity.
Truth
4/10
A documentary can still tell on them.
Stewardship
2/10
Nothing you need in the house.
Live historicallyDo not mistake being unembarrassable for being free.
A joke about fame and fake courage. The joke is the whole thing. Skip it.
It is a comedy about a man whose courage is a brand. The show knows that, and then spends its time on the brand, because the brand is the star. There is no household, no town, and no skill you could take home except the meta one: do not confuse a stunt with a virtue.
You do not need the series to learn that. One episode is enough to see the bit, and the bit does not deepen. A free shelf will offer you the next episode anyway.
Industry
3/10
Stunt work is real. The show is more interested in the celebrity feeling of it.
Household
1/10
No house. The ego is the roommate.
Piety
1/10
Nothing is revered, including the audience's time.
Courage
3/10
The risks are staged, and the staging is the subject.
Republic
1/10
A set is not a town.
Temperance
3/10
Fame is the appetite, and the show feeds it while mocking it.
Truth
4/10
It admits the courage is fake. That is the best line, and it is early.
Stewardship
1/10
Nothing is handed on but a clip.
Live historicallyIf you want to be brave, do a true thing that no camera will see.
